What's your homeschool Ofsted grading?

What unofficial Ofsted grade would your lockdown homeschool get? Here's a selection for you to download and display. No clipboard required. 


Parents homeschooling during the COVID-19 lockdown are welcome to self-evaluate and display the most suitable rating in your window or on your fridge.

Current Unofficial Gradings For Parents:

1. Hanging in there
2. Bloody awful
3. Requires Improvement
4. Outstanding*

*Added just in case. Warning: pupils may dispute