'Tis the season of goodwill and we are delighted to announce that we have awarded our first ever School Guide Star Rating of six stars – just in time for Christmas.
North Pole Primary School was this week given a magical extra star making it School Guide's one and only six star school.
It's a first for School Guide, the UK's best school information site, and finally some good news from the Department of Elf Education.
Impressive seasonal statistics include:
100% PUPILS ACHIEVING GRADE 9 IN SNOWMAN BUILDING
90% PUPILS WHO CAN NAME ALL 8 REINDEER IN UNDER 10 SECONDS
80% PUPILS WHO SAY THEY'VE SEEN MUMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS
Headteacher Mrs Carol Singer was reportedly over the moon to discover her smaller than average school with larger than average heating bill had been given the 2021 accolade.
Unfortunately, Mrs Singer was unavailable to comment on the achievement due to an unfortunate staff room incident with the Head of PE's bottle of sherry and some out of date Twiglets.
Victoria Bond, CEO of School Guide, said: "After another really challening year for schools, I think every teacher in the land deserves an extra star. North Pole Primary gets the award on behalf of all the hard working school staff from the North Pole to the South Pole."