Full Report
Festive Average
2.07
North Pole Primary
Catchment Area, Exam Results and Reviews
Primary
How Does The School Perform?
100%
Festive Average
76%
PUPILS ACHIEVING A* IN
SNOWMAN BUILDING
SNOWMAN BUILDING
90%
Festive Average
22%
PUPILS WHO CAN NAME ALL 8 REINDEER IN UNDER 10 SECONDS
+20.1
SANTA'S VALUE ADDED SCORE
(measure of a child's progress from Naughty to Nice)
(measure of a child's progress from Naughty to Nice)
20.0:1
Festive Average
19.9:1
OVER EXCITED PUPIL:
EXHAUSTED TEACHER RATIO
EXHAUSTED TEACHER RATIO
75%
Festive Average
16.2%
PUPILS WHO THINK SHEPHERDS WASH THEIR SOCKS BY NIGHT
80%
Festive Average
23.4%
PUPILS WHO SAY THEY'VE SEEN MUMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS
1%
Festive Average
25.9%
PUPILS WHO LIKE SPROUTS
123 Elf Road
North Pole
SAN TA1
School Description
North Pole Primary is smaller than average primary school with a larger than average central heating bill. Headmistress Mrs Carol Singer is renowned for her excellent Elf & Safety record and penchant for Mary Berry cranberry mince pies. The school operates a zero tolerance policy on Christmas jumpers (so South Pole!) and ho ho ho(use) points are deducated for any pupil who says, ‘Sorry, Miss, the reindeer ate my homework.’
